– Have a kid from a one night stand several years ago? But it's 'OK because you never see him'?
– Still live at home or recently moved back in with your parents?
– Have to borrow money off me to take me out to dinner?
– Follow an obscure religion that allows you to eat chicken but not duck, because ducks 'have webbed feet'?
– An aspiring fantasy novelist?
– Ill-advised facial piercing/tattoo?
– Not a fan of punctuation? Or conventional spelling? Frequently confuse 'your' and 'you're'?
(a little grammar-nazi of me, I admit, but if you can't write at an 8th grade level, I cannot bring myself to respect you)
– Hungover every time I meet up with you, even on weekdays?
– Look like a gangster in your profile picture, complete with mutton-chop sideburns, shaved head and mirror sunglasses?
– Never returned the CDs that I lent you on our third date?*
Well those, my friend, are what we in the biz like to call DEALBREAKERS.
Good day sirs!
* still waiting.