Tuesday, October 14, 2008

The Hot List*

1. Jemaine Clement & Bret McKenzie
Geeks + facial hair + the funny = volcanic hotness (nb. they only work as a pair).

2. Dave Grohl (circa 1997)
It's the combination of the rocker hair and the goofy smile.

3. Gael Garcia Bernal Benicio Del Toro
Gael has the stunning eyes and exquisite cheekbones, but Del Toro has the hulking presence, the squint, and the dangerous streak.

4. Dylan Moran (as Bernard in Black Books)
Grumpy, surly, Irish, drunk - and all the more lovable for it.

5. Andrew WK
The wildcard - a piano-playing metal-head with brains. Lethal!

Special mention

Robert Pattinson

Me and fifty bajillion pre-teens. Blood-suckers are so hot right now. Too new to make the list, but I'll be keeping an eye on him.

Runners up

6. Jason Schwartzman
Love the eyebrows. And the eyes staring out from beneath them.

7. Keanu Reeves
Ever since Point Break. Sigh.

8. Paul Dempsey
Meloncholy Melbourne rock-god.

9. Zach Braff
Cute, funny, well-written. Ka-ching!

10. Richard Gere in An Officer and a Gentleman
Jesus, I never knew what the fuss was about until I watched this for the first time just recently.

Don't know why you like them, but you do

1. Jon Heder
Girly, goofy, mormon - yet hot.

2. Javier Bardem
See Benicio Del Toro, but taking the danger levels up a notch.

3. Noel Fielding/Vince Noir
I know I'm not alone on this one.

4. Chevy Chase in the 70's
Those sideburns. That smirk. Ouch!

5. Tony Curtis (in Some Like It Hot - confusifying!)
I just love the ridiculous conversation he has with Marilyn on the boat, in between kisses.

*you know, the 5 people you're allowed to cheat on your partner with if said crush was to happen to be in town and you happened to be sitting in the same bar and were drawn towards each other by an IRREPRESSIBLE force of nature. But I seem to have accumulated 16.

Whaddaya gonna do with all the hotness in the world?

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